Health Matters;
THREE BENEFITS OF CIGARETTES.
1. Smokers don't grow old!
2. Smokers cannot be bitten by a dog!!
3. Smokers cannot be attacked by thieves while sleeping.
LET ME EXPLAIN POINT 1 To 3
1. Smokers don't grow old because they will die young due to lung damage, as warned by the Ministry of Health.
2. Smokers won't be bitten by a dog simply because when their lungs are damaged they have to walk with a stick every time. And dogs fear people with a stick in their hands.
3. Thieves can't break into the house of a smoker at night because smokers are always awake coughing!
CONCLUSION:
Smoking is dangerous! It's benefits are it's adverse effects. BEWARE!
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